May 2013
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weaponizedwit:
cutintostars:
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
#tony stark...
Watchulceration:
keeliababy:
wow i thought this was gonna be another coning vid
o h my gosh
deliverusfromsburb:
The Homestuck content of everyone’s blog is dropping.
We’ll blend in. Slowly, the others will come to accept us. People will follow us.
Then when the comic starts up again, our new followers will react in horror . They have been betrayed.
They followed one of them.
jawnsolo:
leaving your room when people are over
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eristuck:
fiveroundsrapid:
Cool:
Liking characters who have done terrible things
Sympathizing with characters who have done terrible things
Identifying with characters who have done terrible things
Not cool:
Blaming the victims for the character’s actions
Using ‘good’ actions to cancel out the character’s wrongdoing
Using the character’s history to justify their actions (justify =/=...
drarna:
reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
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Anonymous asked: yooooooo i'm p sure that tumblr stepmommy post was a joke
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wickedlydeeper:
sariandra:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Being 30+ on Tumblr
I’ve been waiting for this.
shalrath:
do you know why is it called xbox one? this is not an xbox one joke. im serious. why did they call it xbox one. it couldve been xbox 3 or xbox 720 but no. xbox one. why did they call it xbox one
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
monetizeyourcat:
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
holy shit!
didney-worl-no-uta:
Since the school system is getting really anal about a new strict dress code for female students, how about I make a proposal to solve this problem?
It’s a very simple solution
From now on, everyone shall wear onesies
Not just the female students, but the male students and school staff
Yes, even the principal
Every day will be like a slumber party!
And best of all, no...
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psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
looz-y:
senpai could have reblogged that from me
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this just in
aces in yo faces is an actual blog
and its gr8
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juliorichterr:
One time I saw a post accusing asexuals of forcing their sexuality into other people’s faces
and I feel like there should be a blog of aces doing that
Asexually doing laundry in public
Casually leaning against a wall in a non-sexual manner
So much asexuality right out there for everyone to see holy shit
Aces in yo’ faces
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stickittothemandria:
dampsandwich:
why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base
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partyshoggoth:
Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
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lessthanagodmorethanaman replied to your post:
one time someone started talking to me about the…
dammit ren first entropy and now this THESE THINGS ARE HARD OKAY
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one time someone started talking to me about the possibility of interplanetary travel and i cried
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50shadesofsolkat:
skrillidex:
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
